canadianslut:

people with the same name as me are cute but they need to remember who is in charge

(via unescapable)

(via beklassyy)

sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

(via iamthewhitegirl)

(Source: gigyas, via iamthewhitegirl)

johnegbort:

uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ pǝddıןɟ ʇoƃ ǝɟıן ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ ןןɐ ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ʍou

(via fake-mermaid)

algeabra:

but what are the perks of being a wallflower

(via cumfort)

plug:

when bae mad at u

(via communistbakery)

(via blissless)

thefingerfucker:

WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR

(Source: icehellking, via guy)